The our sacred spot podcast. You'll look through the key hole into Australia's hottest spring Hi, guys. Welcome to our secret spot podcast. It is now officially taken over by cults. It's Yeah so it's a little bit of a spin on what we normally do because Lawrence is currently away, so we've kidnapped please phone and taken over his podcast. Hijacked everything. Hijacked the whole world because girls are around the world. I mean, we do. A literal song. There is made by us. Nurse. So I have the gorgeous p with me today. Know everybody. So you get to hear our story time with Jess P. Because we do the month in review. Yeah. Except Neither ross really have been at the club. All that. You you had the joy of Neon. Yeah. So I did do it. A July event. I think I have some sexy, but it's not it's not a month in review thankfully fully. It isn't. No. Because we're still middle of July. Oh, good. Yeah. Well what I that. Yeah. No. That's wonderful. But... Yeah. So it's, normally our guest podcast, but instead of a gas pod... Class. We're gonna do a takeover. Nice. Yeah. So we're both guests on this show. Oh, I'm okay with that because I've clearly forgotten in the beginning and I will fuck up the end, watch me. No. We just have to find a review at the end. I remember that. That's know what stats for the month review. Okay. I remember nothing. And I do understand why I still get to you. You'll buy it. Done done in very remember, Not my favorite job in the world. But we did do something fun, and we did ask Instagram for some stories, and we also asked some of our sourcing customers for some stories. So p has 1 of the most delicate gorgeous voices. So I'm going to read. No. You're gonna read it on. Read it. You find it. We're doing great on. Way. Yeah. I'll find you this story, and then P is going to read out this amazingly fucking ra story. Highly suggested if you were listening to this podcast in your headphones at work at the gym or in any other public location, that you cease listening to mouthful at this point in time and wait until you're at home and comfortable with whatever, tools you may want to share with your yourself. While while we read this story because so Ladies get your vibrate ready, and boys get your hands read Yeah. Let's get the lube. Yeah get the lube. The lube. Okay. I know it's a bit of a mouthful, so, what your mouth first to Here we go. It is really quite amazing how 1 psyche can etch an occasion in advance. It really does sound me how one's experience of self can provide the scaffold 1 requires to enable a fantastical experience. It is a switch from within one's mind, one's imagination or is the switch within the cells? Within the loin of the flesh, the chemicals of the brain, the release of dopamine, the serotonin, the endo that can be matched to that of a runner high, all of which keep me sane. During the days leading up to the 3 seas, my emotions of expectation were running high. I wanted it all. It had been a huge 10 weeks for me. And most of those weeks were cock. The thought of 3 cox at once encouraged my loin to tighten. My pussy to pulse and my wetness to grow. There is nothing like the smiles are familiarity, and that was how I was greeted, Lawrence and jess and the gorgeous Meghan were warm and friendly. However, my time was limited. I didn't have all night. So I kept verbal fertilization to a minimum. I took myself upstairs. The large room was pretty spa filled. Only 1 couple on the most used bed. I took myself to the large bed with my blue do wand. I had 1 cock follow me. Before too long, my mouth was filled. There was a mouth on my wet opening and I was groan. The jewel in my butt was heavy and I eagerly awaited it to be removed, but the gents around me had other plans. I was flipped on my front and taken from behind her I was being spit roasted by 2 perfect gents with perfect cock. Being spit roasted is a favorite. As it requires a perfect synergy of 3 rhythms. It's such a mutual pleasure. The cherry on top is watching a cock, being strict, by it's, white, hyatt owner. Well, I'm just choking on clocks I know. You've got in map He's watching a cock being strict by owner. While the owner watches me. I love when my hair falls a little over my cheekbones, getting stuck in my mouth. As the thick cultural moist the strands. More often than not a big strong hand will release the strands. It is then that I look up. With large, su ice and lick the tip of his cock. I love circling my tongue around the tip of his cock cup his balls in my hand, cock, I believe are to be honored to be t, and to be sucked and kissed and lit with every granular of passion in my being, And this is so much more when being fucked from behind. Hence the love I have for being spit roasted? What about deep threading? Do you like it? Do you like gag? Do you like the cocktails tears that fall from your eyes when the fat cock stretch the inner opening of your throat. What about you? Do you like it when your cock is gag upon? When the saliva becomes thick and like? Does it turn you on? When you feel her lips knock against your pe bone because your entire cock is down her throat, Do you love it? I do. I love sucking cock. I love sucking them slowly and passionately. I love a nice clean suck, but I also love a s be wet drool suck. I love gag and having cock tears dripped down my face. I love waking up the next morning and feeling that my throat is be bruised because I had a car right down my throat. I love the memory of the hardness, the veins on my tongue the groan of the man, his hand on the back of my head or around my throat, the deeper I take him, The more I hear him call me a good girl, and that is what I need. I need to hear that I'm a good girl, a good girl for taking his whole cock. Is that why I love anal or 2? I love being a good girl. I was a very good girl on Sunday? I wrote a fat cock and sucked a long smooth 1. I came hard when the third cock entered the hole where my anal jewel once sat. I let the 3 cock bring me pleasure, on as gassed, both men and women. I wanted them to experience my pleasure. My satisfaction of being filled. My orgasm was intense. Every sphincter pulse p, hands were touching me. My skin was alive with sensual pleasure. Fat hands slapped my ass takes, bringing extra twang of pleasure. Pleasure that I cannot achieve without having my holes filled. It is not always easy to orchestrate an air tight experience, Yet Sunday brought much pleasure. I didn't enter into my subs base. I needed to coordinate as I was playing. Our energies collided, our movements were harmonious in time, and I was in ecstasy. Ecstasy does not come easily. But when it does, it is so worth it. Until we meet again, I will dream hard and wet. I am fucking speechless. Oh my god. I actually didn't read it purposely just so I could listen to it. The whole time. I maybe I should have read that before I read it outlet loud on the earth. Yum. Oh my god. I just felt like I went to an erotic novel. Yeah That was hot. Really hard. I didn't even realize we were talking about 3 seats still. Oh, yeah. Know. I was, like, I'm lost in the porn. Yeah I'm feeling amazing. This is totally Why we back at 3 seats. Why are we back at work? Yeah. I was like, I was thinking like she's going off into cook. Clan, and she's going to find all the really amazing cock, and then and then she reminds me I'm back at Os. This is called plan. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We've got 1 of the crazy new do Andy Ko. I am... I actually don't know what to say. Yeah. That was quite amazing. It actually made me wanna a soccer dick. Like genuinely wanted to dig dig in my mouth. But it's also... I think that's 1 of the things that I love. Yeah the more time that, like, especially Os assess women's spend together. We kinda of develop this shared language. Yeah. And they shared from permission for us to say things like, I love being called a good girl. Yeah. And like, I love gag on it. And we don't have, like, the penis drips comes out of my mouth his lie. We all know what that feels like. Oh, yeah. And then you get your hair. As well. Like I I it so well. I was like, yeah. Comes in in your lap I'm been in, like, it just threw out because you've got, like, bought cock sweat. Yeah. Like in your mouth. I think it's being able to celebrate and and, like, really support each other wanting those things. And listening to those things and being, like, fine like being boys spot too. She guys want a form a club. I love a spit rice. It's spit race. I'm not a been spit race. What? Oh, we we'll have to organize this for you. I... No. I don't. Oh, 1 time. 1 time. 1 time. Woods, Obviously, no 1 on 1 time and enough. Can't remember ago. It was years ago. You have to do it again. Get roasting is. You can even do a couple. Good you're really good to get me in a good mood. There's some there's some dominance things that we're dealing with in terms of pink. You have to really catch me in a good girl mirrored otherwise. What if you were like king daddy? And then you had your other... Would that work? Does that work? Or is that still like you need to get out of your head space? King I'm not particularly well behaved for daddy these days. Well, well, that's not gonna help nobody is it? Well, let's No one's fault it. Know Kent can get a little bit more challenging when you live with the person And he doesn't do the dishes and so. He's a bad daddy. He's a dead daddy. More than a. I'm Oh but he is the wonderful of, man, but you're right. A good suggestion. I just... I don't think it would work. Yeah. I've... I find... I do more sp roasting in a couple than I do with 2 guys. Oddly enough. Because I find when it's 2, like, I know, like, when there's, like a threes sentence it's like, M mma. Comes up, but I wanna do other things and other just when you, like, with another couple... Yeah. With another couple like, with a another guy on a girl, when the girl having like, a little bit of a break, like, it it actually recently happened on the weekend, which is why I'm remembering it because she had just squirt fucking... Everywhere over my carpet. Isn't it? Lovely when they do that, and you realize you should put the splash link down. And you you make put a mail mat. Mel mat and a wipe I mean, it's I for my child. But of my bed. I was make an eye contact with this splash. While she's murdered, and I was like you are not where you should be, and it is all my fault. And we don't fucked it. We But... Yeah. So she had had a 5 minute low breath, because she just needed to collect her and jason also start re hydrate. Yeah. Yeah. And I was already sitting on her partner's dick. And, you know, then Jamie was just kind of free. So he's dick went in my mouth. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, he's hard watching her get off but she needs to collect herself before she can have something put inside of her. So he was, like, you know, since it's open and it's there. Yeah. That makes sense. And so it kinda turned into it, a spat rose, which is really lovely because it was like a set roast. No. Yeah. Was set rose. Also was going... Well actually cake. With It was because I was like this, and I was like, I didn't face. The good girl. Face. Yeah. And I actually just put my little hat on pat myself. Yeah. Hell, yeah. But yeah. Know that that whole entire story by the gorgeous sally. Mh. Was making me when I come to 3 days, which is fucking exciting because one's coming up so. Oh, yeah. We do have 3. It has just entered the events on the website. You can't you can't apply for it yet. It's not open yet. It opened next week. Mh. Then you can get your get some wet before they can even open up. That's right. Yeah. Thank you, Sally. And get excited for 3 seas grinds. Can you can ups apply from next week and if you send me dirty stories in your application, I will thank you. Thank you. Well, oh my god. Okay. I don't know what women meant to be talking about again. Do you. We about. But joins a more stories. That's right. Okay. Do we have another 1? We do. So I asked the insta. If anyone had some cool creative stories. And I got 2, let me just open them up belts I should have prepped this earlier. I got another 1. Yes. Well, look got weird surprise stories. Okay. So this 1, it says I was at the newbie night and a guy thought the pom bottle of hand sanitizer was loose. No that's not a good story. Oh my god. Unless the story ends up with him putting it over his dick. No. That's still not funny. We respect eggs. Yeah. But it's still funny. Yeah. But it's funny that like that happened. Bless he's caught socks. I have seen that happen though. Quite a few times, which is why we went into Sac, the Sac. Yeah. Which is actually it's a good thing to highlight to all podcast listeners out there if you're using a pump bottle of anything in Os says. It is not lube. Yes. We have banned. Yeah. Ever since Covid came around guys and. Our pump bottles are not what we want them to be. Yeah. They're Do want have a, like, liter lube pump bottle right next to my bed. Though. So it does confuse me. Because I, like, it's literally that big the Swiss aren't it's just maybe. Yeah. Love it. I think it's the the best. And it... Comes out of, like, clothes and comes out of everything really easily. Yeah. That's the thing I wanted to but you don't want it isolate. Yeah. But you also sort don't want it to mess up and underwear and things like that. Especially like lingerie. Yeah. And especially if it's got like, the silk bits on lingerie. Yeah. That's what I was fine. Like, if it fucks up the silk bits you're fucked lot. Yeah. Then the andre stains it then you can't wash it? Oh, man. What is your favorite type of loop to use? Like, that's my favorite. My... I do flavor My brain immediately went spit, but that's because I'm filthy. Spit is not loop. And I know 1 more wear that. Actually, oh, You know what I saw I like the velvet. I like the wet stuff gold bran. Oh, yeah. I really like that. It's gold. No. Oh, we did you it Velvet with someone doing something terrible about. Oh, my god it. So I've never seen this done before, but it's exactly involving spit, and I thought it was really fucked And cool. The guy spat on his hand and then slap the girls ass, and it made a much more of a like, speck. Yep. I thought I'm. It also it also, hurts more. Yeah. Well, that's what He increases the sting massively. I didn't realize Not sexy as hell. And the noise, and I was like, He lot of spit. I was like interesting. Interesting that what's going all up in that mouth. Things you say when you actually come to the club. I know. I'm was so fun. So amazing. It was really enlighten to, like, come and work at the club for 2 nights. And back to back at well. Just much it is with the fun. So our incredible venue manager took weekend though. As and Velvet was this weekend so we had just managing. So we haven't actually worked together on Velvet night, like. Like, since I had Ollie. Yeah. So it would have been over like a year and a bit. Yeah. And it was just the dream girl team all go passionate it. And all the velvet they all help out and all that kind of thing, which is really amazing. Go but it it was like such a pleasure to work together in the club environment. It was nice. It was gonna nice. Like, giggle up people coming downstairs, like, look old spent and sweaty and here all the little stories and get all, you know, it's it's a king party, so there's lots of hot bottoms running around because they've been smack, and they're like touch my bum. And I'm like, I was just a guy that had done... He must have had can or something done to his back because it was quite blood red, and it was a bit of blood and stuff. And I was like, oh I was impressed at how composed he was? Because I was like do need sugar? Do you need water? I went into full like, do you need something? And he was like, no. I'm fine. Subs. He's just I'm just good and he's like, float to you. And I was like, oof. Yeah. I was like, that looks like it hurts, but also looks really decorative. Yeah. I'm in very long pain is part of the good. Yeah. And it's funny to felt like. I felt like that pain I would have heard. Noises, but I didn't... I didn't even know where you came. Really, It does read it depends. There's some velvet where, like, if you're standing near the bar, you can kinda here, both sex noises and screens. Yeah. And then you you kinda know it's a king Party. Yeah. But then there's other velvet where someone just, like, flourish back into the bar area with with bruises or or marks or, you know, rope marks as well as Bruises or whatever they've engaged in and it was a completely sort of silent scene, like, there wasn't noise that seemed to match the expensive of what's physically on their skin. I think not because I was. So distracted with just working the bar because I also kind of forgot how to fuck do my job. So I had my staff teach me how to did do my own job, which is right. And from that we learned that the staff are absolutely fine. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm... I love all of my stuff. And I'm very grateful They do job I turned already. Are well trained enough to retrain this. Oh my god. The poor things are like, oak, paul p comes in and I've got a bucket or little bowl full of like, globes and use like a little. Yeah. Cheese light. I have little No. I know we implemented getting them because they're safer than the fire. Yeah. I don't know where they go. No. Have no why. Just just looks me she's like you the daylight lights. And I was like, no. I was like, I was go I had to get really don't... 1 of the gorgeous stuff I was show you from. Yeah. Our powers was combined, we definitely know how to run him. Run is. Oh, my god a hundred percent, but Ben north not hundred percent thousand a hundred percent. Yeah. Oh my god. But don't worry? I lunch to buy this Saturday night. It was all did. It was all. And it was neon mine. Fucking neon. No. We're being excited about this. No. Look. Neon, it was an absolute. So smashed like both events were sold out. It was awesome. It was chaos, and it was good chaos, but it's... It was chaos and just I'm just such a clean freak dress, and so watching everyone walk around with their neon paint imprinted up all over the fucking venue, I was like, it was we we literally got... So for those of you who haven't been in yet over this weekend, we literally just got it brand new beautiful. Business coat dish made couch. Yeah. For the entrance near the bar. It's yes freaking stunning. Oh, it's oh good to sit on because it's nice and firm and it's got a nice like lay. Oh. Yeah. She's gorgeous. And through Velvet. She was fine. Her maiden voyage. She was fine. She was taken care of, then we get to neon nights. Who and it was chaos. Bright green neon paint all over our brand new baby. I think Lawrence is actually upstairs right now still trying to wipe more little. But it's funny. You what, It was worth it for the stories and for the joy and the song that it's Have so many stories banged up in my phone for my, like, review in July when... So I can tell Lawrence because I'm like, I've saved them up. Yes. Like, it was nuts because there was some really fucking hot couples too where I was. At the beginning of the night because I'd I'd gone out to a friend's dinner, and then we'd come... Back in. So we... I opened and stuff, and then Jamie was also here with me as well. So it was... We were kind of vibe, and we just had sex with the couple the day for. So we're kinda still in that, like, phase of thinking about couples and talking the couples, then this, like, hot couple walks in and I was like, oh, I could 4 I could actually see myself having an hour of break here. But then the chaos head, and then I was had to... And then I'm not. I've gotta work. Yeah. But it's fine. I got the dates. We've got the dates. So gone well. And I'm 1 1 of the props of they know. Know. I was like, I'm gonna get your details and we'll contact later because I can't make this work today. I'm way too shy to do that. No. I think you I think you got it. Not to do it. The last couple that asked me if I was taken around for Night because they'd be interested in playing I thought to made a sn noise out and then ran away. Could stop it. You didn't it. I did. Actually did. We thought it was really cute too. Yeah but that's really misleading. The snot noise is like fear for your safety. There what you want, Oh no. It's invested. Okay. Let's close look. Add another 1 of these cool stories. Oh, this is from the old venue. Oh so in the old venue, on the message tables which we actually imported over to that. And we do. Yeah. Yeah. So we've got them We've got them. Our first prop of full swap in a full view of gathering crowd is what happened. That's really sweet. I don't think I've ever had sex on those table. That's really sweet. I've had a massage on that. I've had nothing on there. What? Yeah. You should get a massage. Don't like massages. Maybe don't. Yeah. No. Why not? The it's doesn't like like my tension. Attention pulls me I don't know. It just... It's... You're lying. But don't do you like how a hand massage? Like, oh no just being taught. No. I love being touched. I don't find them sexy. Like, I I don't... You think of them like it's to physically fix you rather than to like essential. Yeah. Like, all the lymph fat drainage and or sports mass and stuff that I've had over the years there's other ways to drain out stress too. Yeah. It's got an orgasm, and you can talk, I thought you're I'm gonna say it a blow job. Cool. You're welcome me if you had the volume up my and I just then I'll fuck it up. Yeah. No. I I don't know. I I like a good massage. But I I also do really get where you're coming from. Because so I love a good, like, will you Paul P had to do with me dis my shoulder yesterday And I was like, p won't get back in? I'm like, I'm like, do you push it against a wall? Do we... What what's the? Oh my god. So so I get those massages where it's like I need to fix things. So I get I'm really painful massages. Then I also had history felt the ending massage. Where, like, they start messaging, like, in your butt, and then you're could immediately be like, what the fuck kind of oil, Slash you using and, like, am I gonna get for agile. You do neuro gel? Because Yeah. The stuff that we. The 1 that we've got. Yeah. But I don't trust the intelligence of those that might potentially be mass me to have prepared the proper gel in advance. I always put myself. Like I always bringing bringing myself, and I'm like, this is what you can use in me and No go I guess, I was kind of my dummy side coming up but do. And then I switched and I tend to bring other things if I'm preparing for something, like, you know, coughs. And colors and rope. Do you have a go back? Oh, yeah. Oh, what's your go back. Tell me I'll go back. I could bring my suitcase to work massive. Yeah. Like, what is your go to kin kit go back? Full set of rope. Yeah. Like, a ring obviously for the suspension. Yeah. Safety she is and cara, so that kinda care of all the rope stuff. Yeah. I usually have a couple of little wax candles of different heat, that's some a who was making them intense for a little while. That makes them really easy to transport. That's a great idea. Yeah. Yeah. They're gorgeous. Type the sticks and like, what what do you do with those? When you try and take them so and wrap them up plastic? When you put them in a sandwich bag and you're like, so I have a couple of those with different heats and obviously, a lighter? What Yeah. And then it depends on, I guess how I'm feeling as to which kind impact toys I have with me, but my Basics are always vlogger? Yep. A really nice 1. Is it long Making all the sounds. Sexy There we go. Don't remembering. Yeah. It's a long. So mine mine's custom made. I asked an incredible logo maker to make it for me. So it's got... Handles them about this big. It's a good handle. So it's quite it's quite big, and then the falls literally go from my belly button to my needs. So maybe it looks like give me 60 centimeters. Yeah. That's what you amazon. Yeah. Just realizing that the people in the podcast can't see our os I stupid. Yeah. Anyway... Yeah. But yeah. The handle is probably about 30 centimeters. So it's yeah it's got a nice is it's sturdy, like, a really thin sturdy. It's incredibly well made and the balance of it. You know, in, K Bill when they're talking about making samurai or... Yeah. And you have a alcohol tang. Yeah. So the weight, the way that the blade or the falls of... The vlogger, need to balance out the weight of the handle. Yeah. So that's exactly what mine does. It is, like, the most the cream and delicious 1 2. I've got 3. Okay. Oh, yeah. Well I just picked that russian. I've got that 1, and then I've got 2 finger luggage, which I have loops on them. They're going. And they've got the shaving swivel in the in the head. So you kinda got heaps more capacity to do their. Flo kind of thing, and oh my god. Yeah amazing. Yeah. And then I usually carry like a paddle. Yeah. Silicon 1 as well as wooden 1, couple of, black, little kind of things like a little spiky wheel and, maybe a cane, and I have And this is my favorite toy, I think is my favorite toy anime anyway. Oh, an incredibly beautiful vintage ro hide camel, What? Thank you for what? Okay. So in in the olden and Olden days. Yes. Take me back in time. They they used to have, they used to make these particular mall out of hide. Okay. Because, obviously, metal was a bit harder to get hold of. Yeah And if you try to make it out of wood it would splinter and if you try to make it out of rock, the wood splinter inside the rocks. Yeah. Yeah. So you get really, really thick high, a massive 1. Mh. And then you cure it, make it like, incredibly dry, and then working in heaps and heaps of... Like soft oils into it just enough so that you can coil it really, really tight. Until it becomes about 10 centimeters in diameter, like So you end up with like, a big long 10 centimeter worm. Yeah. And then you cut it off so that you end up with, like, a 10 centimeter by a 10. A meter kinda chop. And then you stick a handle in the middle. Yeah. Not through the coiled bit, but like like a t section. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then you end up with what looks like a modern day Mall, but it's made out of hide. So it's really, really difficult to find them. I was gonna say I've never in my, like, 11:12 years I've done this. Ever seen something like. Let's. Of something like. Usually when you find them, the hides already expanded because it hasn't been taken care of. So they're kind of like, like un rolled Christmas paper wrappers. Like, Yeah. Or un rolled toilet paper. Like, it's kind of gotten all loose, but, me and my other partner, we're at Robertson. We went a little... There's a little there's a little church down there that you can stay in until church. Wasn't on the church. I was gonna be like, where boy is that converted church worth thank I Sorry. But we went to the... Like, there's a vintage place there as well, like antique. Yeah. And it's infinite flawless condition and it's just sitting there. I able to have no idea what it was for. Well, you can't use them anymore because our tools like nails, real nails and stuff like that now. But I vintage thing to just just chalk away, like, the value of that? Oh beautiful. I love. Have you like, like named it? Are you 1 of those people that names your... No. I don't name all the things. Okay. But I haven't named that. Okay. If I did, maybe I'd call it Mil because, you know, I feel like Sore when I've got it. I mean, that's fair. Far out, But it's... So in terms of timing a picture of I. 1 is like an impact toy. Yeah. I really like carrying it around because it's not too big, and it's not too heavy. Yeah. And a lot of people really like... T impact. Yeah. I like t. Like, I'm which is why I was was so interested about the spit slap thing because I really like the bun like I... Because I have a high pain tolerance again, which is how we dissipate the shoulder, and I didn't do anything about it. So I just, like, I love a bit of it Yeah. So it's like... That sounds Yeah. Awesome. And it's also in terms of using it as a tool. Lame of vlogger, you have to be sort of back. Yeah. To get more space in in in the place so you can swing it. Yeah. Again, You have to move away as well. Paddle you can be closer but something like the hammer. Yeah It kinda fucks with your head a little bit because it looks kinda terrifying. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. But you can be so close and intimate when you use it because you don't have to swing it back. Very fun. No. To create that delicious deep t. Yeah. And it and it's... So it's it's a really fun and amazing little thing that I love using. That's good Go back. Just a good go fast. Just a couple of things to cause some delicious pens. Yeah. I feel like I need like, since moving house, like, I've gone through and found a box full of just goodies that I forgot about, because I'd pat them all away. And you know when you just rotate the same stuff you'll have some amazing things you've forgotten about. Oh. I have 45 different vi Okay That Stop. I was just like, I looked at some of them and I was, like, when did I ever get this? That shouldn't surprise me, but it kind of does 45 is an... That's more than 1 of my mess. More than for 1. But it's all back when I used to work for Honey. So I have all the money for dead toys and I had a head of their range. And then when I got into, like, butt play stuff. Like, I'm really into butt plugs. Mh. So then I found a whole bunch of vibrating butt plugs, and then I've got like, 12 of those. So... Yeah. Yeah. And they all had, like, modules jewel some my different colors, some connect to your phone. So sometimes if I'm away for work or something I used to, like, have it we Jamie. And he be able, like, play on the phone. And everyone's like, oh, that's so cute. You have 1 of those, like, things inside your vagina, and I was, in my ass. Like. It's not a my vagina. I I have I leveled up guys. I've graduated. Yes. It's a nice screen when you may mass ass. But I I just... I find it so fun and, like... Because people can get a bit wary of that area and a bit like, cautious. And I think if you start it playing with it yourself or at least. Yeah. It's your. Then it makes you give more. Yep. Understanding on how to, like, really go through for it. Because I'm like, I'm not a massive fan of like anal, but I love anal play. Like, I I don't need to dick in my ass all the time, but because I'm happy with, like, toys fucking sexy just to have the sensations and elaine. I'm in that space. Massive. Love. I love. I mean? Like that's a really good. Thing. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know how we got from massage to this. Your go bag. Oh, go back. Well, your... I was gonna say I was, like, during a massage though, I normally always have. That would be. Yeah. Okay. We've gotta get you like. What about like far y came and was like, peru. And when that's a massage. No offense stole the 5 years out there, but that's not my flavor of vlad. Okay. Viking came. And he was like as long as he's the kind of viking that eats, like every fucking thing that there is. I still rest. He eats the bacon. Yeah. Like, I wanted I want a dad. Because, you know, I like dad. And then like, I need to hold on to. And I need, like, a little bit of... This a little bit of strength behind that as well because, yeah. You want a bit of the pretty possible Yeah. I like hair. And I like look eyes of hair it maybe holding up. But I can be pretty strong for a girl. So I watch the carrier chip, which is like, a heavy before I can leather the chair, which I have to carry with, like, Jamie Lawrence, I both have to like, lift it up, and you were just like, yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. So, like I guess if we were gonna do, like like a dream scenario. Yeah. Yeah. Like something someone backing us through the. Do you ever have like, when... So I got asked this question actually While I at the club. Mh. Because was talking about Porn Hub and I was like I really use... Porn have that often, all like porn sites to watch to get myself off. I just go into my fucking fantasy line in my head, And suddenly, I'm, like, drifted off and I'm, like, I'm getting fucked up against the wall and I'm over here with my toy. Like it's in my brain just floats off. I can do it myself. Yeah. Or if I'm if I'm like, god. Too lazy to think. I will go a book or a story. I love a good erotic novel. I think it's a blank thing. Yeah. Girls be like. I... Actually, I had this conversation the other day. So I mean, obviously, most porn shot from a guys. Point of view because Only a guy can actually really see what's going on. Unless we're... Yeah It's really less we're super super flexible point there you actually can't see what's happening in doggy or in so many other position. When I look back on Doug, hurts my neck and then they're like, oh. So it's our minds that have to be engaged with the sensations and how it feels and all of that kind of thing. That's true So it totally makes more sense that as women then generally speaking, Mh reading, porn or listening to soundtrack porn, audio books on would be more likely to get us off because just the visual stimulation. It's something that we don't actually always see. Yeah. That's true. And I don't do a lot abuse to me. No and I'm not particularly, like fond of just point of viewpoint. And I'm like, god, how do you guys find this sexy. Look, I don't mind. I I have a very very nice love Riley reid and watching her soccer, but she has those eye watching a girl soccer. I always think Like, But then I'm like, I didn't have a dick, so I'm like I don't know how feels. But then I kind of then go into my fantasy land of, like, picturing her going down to me. I have to tell you a ridiculous story. Tell me, so Daddy got, Daddy got a brand new phone years and years ago it was oh, okay. The very first time that they, enabled... Okay virtual reality on your telephone. Yep. You're on your smartphone. And so with the smartphone and he also got a set of Goggles. Of course that you then slot the phone into and you can do the virtual reality. Yeah. And I had had a very stressful day at the job that I used to work out. Yes. He just received his new was incredibly excited about the whole thing, and I got home. And he basically dragged my bag off me and sat me down on the bed and was, like, phone bobby, you have to check this out. Gem a virtual reality headset onto my head. And when I look down. There were 6 beautiful women sucking my non. While he tried to remove my pants and go down on me and I got so fucking confused because a, I don't have a dick. B it was incredibly realistic. I swear that they were actually there. And see I hadn't even breathed yet from coming home from. Oh my god. I mean, props for like, then trying to, like, sort it out and, like, fuck with your head. Like, that's a nice fuck around. It was pretty... It was it was pretty fun, But it's the closest I think I've ever come to having to do. Having that point of view looking at the because it's the time when you get somebody to suck your strap on. Because I'm like. I can't feel that It's it's sexy fuck there. You still get the mickey eyes. Yeah. Please. What it that like golden cocktail tea. Cocktail. Have you ever, like, you're like gag you almost choke, but then everything just comes up? Yep. And know I'm like, I'm just gonna go. Yep. That's it Yeah. And Like the string, and you back and you're like, Mh. You're welcome. Yeah. I when I give low jobs now. It's like, my mouth. Automatically saliva. And it just... Mind too. But it's also a protection mechanism for those of us that deep through like, more often, okay. Your your body didn't know your body actually be like, oh my god. She's got dick mouth. Fucking makes spit, makes spit. It'll help. It literally helps protect. That is Right. Every time, like I go to go down on a guy. Instantly, It just... It's like I couldn't even, like, talking about it. My brain's already gone into, like, more sort live and saliva. We've accidentally trained ourselves into a prob cock. Oh my god. Live Jesus. I guess I will I will as welcome. Well, it's this explains why my blow is so sloppy. Yeah. Like, I always was straight instantly being, like, I k Cool. We need to lu this. Yes. Because we've been through this before, and it hasn't been as lubricant, and we have suffered the consequences, and and we're gonna be smarter than this this time. Let's get you. I. This. This makes. Oh, my god, I'm gonna go home telling you this. Tell a story. If be like babe. Give me Dick. I'm gonna show you something. Look This is my old wet mouth noises is. Oh my god. This is why Girls rock cups. Oh, yeah. For those who never heard uncensored girls. So you are also welcome. Oh my god. See... The week came un scripted with no fucking motivation of what we meant to redo. I get the feeling the lawrence is going to redo an intro for us. I have a feeling he's going too. Because I think we missed something. I definitely feel... Like I feel like we talk about the club being around for like, 10 years or something or. There's like a tag. I feel like because. It's Australia's sexy swinging gloves. Yeah. Something. Always... Yeah. God. Look, Lawrence When you listen to this. I'm really sorry. Like He only does. Steve said some great things. Man mean, for the that he has to do the for us. Yeah. Yeah. But he can he can do That can be involved. Yeah. He can be, like, you know, for those of you, he can he can read the right act that I read. He can cut my right act down. Yeah was like if you're at work, turn it off now. This is not a listen at work situation Is not okay. This is not safe for work. Actually, it could be if you're haven't really fucking a bad day and your boss is riding your ass, come listen to this because we'll teach you how to ride your ass properly. Yeah. Or at least encourage you to explore your own bike because like, oh, hundred percent. I have, like, 50 the amount of, like, I actually was looking for a butt plug last night because I broke more mine. Okay. I didn't break into my ass just so everyone's aware, but I did break it. I love that that was definitely my next question. I was like, really? I... So I had it in my butt and we were having sex. So Jamie and I having sex last night. And we're on the kitchen floor And I was like, 0II can't because it it'll ride on the floor. Oh, just by the position I was in, so I I took it out and, like, you know, maybe me very fucking on delicate. Through it across the floor, and it's a ceramic roads on the end of it on it shattered. And the roads just popped off. Like, I can just pull it back on. It's fine. Yeah. But it was just, like, you know, And I was like, small. But, you know, I was in the middle of, like, getting fucking pound. So I was, like, I was trying to, like, Already safely not scraped the floor with my but? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I... You house all? Can you have... You don't wanna... We've decided we're not having sex in now been until we've had sex on every but like, island or table or couch or something in our house. So so far, we've done the couch, the carpet, the kitchen floor and the kitchen cabinet. That's pretty good. So I like. We haven't we have left bedroom yet. I think I've had I think I've had sex in every room my house and also the driveway in the backyard. But oh, I didn't think of dry on a. I share a garage. That's probably not a perk for my Well, why fuck it is. My... I like we've got some really close proximity neighbors. And if you're just very, very, very quiet then you can intend it didn't happen. I've tried. Got to be quiet. I've tried. Like, I'm quiet for the first cup. Orgasm, and then it turns into, like, Like, I... I mean if if you're being quiet for a particular reason sure. But otherwise, I really like noise. I really like noise from guys as well. Like guess It's Responding to, like, what you're doing, which I really like to. Yeah. Yeah. I love the grown in the month like months and my runs. It is good 1. You know, which. Which go the Tv show. That art he does that thing. When when when someone, like, the internal grunt. Oh my god. That no. Do you like. Oh, I like on a guy, like, when they come, they're, like, And you're like this and you can care. Like, yes. And it's like, oh, yes. I want you to be able to. Yay. Daddy rose like a lion. Does he. Mh. Jamie has the eye back thing, and so I always look up for stressful before he comes. I'm like, oh, what is it? What it? When I see it? There's always like something. Trouble will hold on to your fucking hips for dear life and just be like, and I'm like, look, that's what. Get daddy. Whoa. Kinda looks like the lion too old cinnamon. But Yeah. A little cinnamon in sugar and I little when My over to wine. Wow. Oh my god. Yeah. No. I... I like noises. I find, and especially like, when you're playing with a goal as well, like, having goals responding with noise. Oh, then I know what I'm doing the right thing. It's not like I'm just finger banging you because every girl's is different. Every bit We know the fucking difference between it. And oh. 0, yeah. Oh like know takes sides shaking their lenses, and the physical stuff that comes along with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We know. Thankful for. Yeah. Thankfully. Wow. I physical That they were the owner 2 sorry. It's all the other ones weren't appropriate and not necessary because it was some a few single guys asking me how to get single. Tickets. Oh, Yeah. Write a great application That's all you need. But I feel like there's an out take that we do and we have to talk about something about how to get in contact with us. No. Guys. Somebody else should do this job. But I'm going to attempt it. So if you wanna get in contact with us and tell us how amazing we were, and the fact that you want us back regularly, and we will do another girl set. Actually, we should do a proper a girl ses. And have all the goals of Always sets. Yeah. So a bunch of the girls that come in That be amazing. After Club v as well. Should all attend Club v and then the or have a goals of Os assess. I mean, that would be really fun. It would. Club always be favorite it as well. It's where I had the best orgasm, with goals. And at the club. Guys are great, but y'all just not how to know. I can get there. Anyway. It's a knowledge thing transparent knowledge. So if you once you come and contact us, you can contact the beautiful proof because she'll answer your emails. I will. Info secret spot dot com dot au u, or you can phone or text us. Mh. We'll on 0478131769. Genius. You might have be locking it me to pick up the phone, and I will not know the answer for you. And then you can also get jess on any of our socials. Yes. So head to insta at the I'll see I'll take spot 1. It is. Yeah. We made it easy for you. We did. We really did. But, yeah, Get in touch and Telemedicine Filth, and and tell us that you loved us. Yeah. Let Lawrence know that the girl take was highly successful and wasn't at all not from brett? I was very, very thoughtful. It was. And I think we should probably say a really special thank you to Sally. Oh, my god. Your story. I... I'm actually gonna to read the story when I get home to Jamie be like, Tommy me you didn't read this from a novel. Like, yeah. I she... She's done a few of these for us before and fuck me they're amazing. I think... I mean, I know I already wax lyric, but it also does this thing where, like, we see the club when we work in it in such a different way. Hundred percent. Like, we don't see the adventure that that someone's mind go through as they kind of enter the club and I actually loved despite all the glorious filth. I just loved the the bit at the start where she's kinda talking about. The mental preparation. Yeah, like, a week out. Right. And then she's like Had no decks or or no cox. And I'm like 10 weeks no carbs. 10 weeks, man. Like, no. 10 days. I think it was 10 days it was. 10 weeks oh my god. Yeah. I remember because I was like, school term, Cheese crust that's a long time. Shit And I go like 2 days without having sex. I'm fuck shit. It's a roof. I am a grumpy bitch. Like, Jamie literally now knows if I'm about happy. He's like, we'll have sex and we can have this argument afterwards and I forget what the ugly about. Because I'm so grumpy when I'm not sexually pleased. But that's really that's a really great thing for him to know and for him to Oh, it's so great for him. So he's like, I get have sex every everyday. Like, Not complaining Yeah. No. Sound like perfect. Wow. That's amazing. Yeah. But yeah. Like, having that perspective come through. Good. Of what people get out of coming to. Assess. Oh, it's so not how excited it makes them. Makes me excited Makes me when it come to Os. And. Here ready. We are here already. It's final. Come on the weekend. Actually, I No. I am coming this weekend. On I'm coming on Friday because it's meat rock. Oh It's a gay party. Gay bd me. But I'm coming because it's sold out and it's... A leather week for the beautiful deck. So I'm coming does just a small my dick dick. That'll be really awesome. So I'm really excited. And then we've got a little black dress, which is almost sold out as well. I will be in Newcastle thought I can't be you for that 1 that's cake. We're gonna have to fill our club with our amazing guest. Yeah. We'll get some some more dirty store. Oh, I love a dirty story. Give you daddy's stories. Well, thanks for listening guys, and I I hope you enjoyed the They'll take over box. Bye. Bye.